Awkward physical contacts
they should make one of something that happened to me once. I was at a show and there were people sitting on a couch against a wall and people sitting on the floor pretty close to the couch, leaving only a tiny walk space for people to get through. someone who was sitting on the floor got up without looking behind them and I basically fell into some dude’s lap. I just continued to sit on his lap for a minute while my whole face turned bright red. I finally got up and apologized and shook his hand and made an awkward joke about it and winked at him and his girlfriend, who was sitting next to us hysterically laughing at the situation and I ran away. awklife.