They’re filming Parking Wars on my block at work right now. We talked to them for a lil, they said they haven’t gotten any confrontations yet. The parking meter dude was like, “I’m looking for a confrontation, I’m tryna get right!” HAHAHAHAHA. They’re headed to Ogontz next. My employee called the employee from our other store on Ogontz and told him to try to get on tv. The episode airs sometime in September, I hope they got some shots of my store. I should have offered to pretend like one of the cars was mine and started a confrontation and plugged in my store haha, that’d be some shit.

Work can be a pain in the ass sometimes, especially when most of your customers are drug dealers/addicts. A few weeks ago 3 people came in and were acting kinda weird so I kept an extra close eye on them. I was watching them and I could see my employee shaking his head and he said, “No, that’s not gonna happen.” They asked him if they could steal from the store. Now why the fuck would you ask if you could steal? I already knew they were going to try to steal even before that point so I went over to them and stood right next to them and put everything they grabbed on the counter.

So it comes time to pay for the shit they grabbed and the one fat bitch is pretending like she has no money and has to pee really badly, she even asked if she could use my bathroom. I obviously said no. She looks over at her friend who was “dusted” (fucked up on PCP) and gives him this look like, “Do something!” He’s so high and confused and just stands there looking like a zombie. I think she was trying to get him to grab the shit and run. All of the sudden, she gets super pissed and says, “UGH! Let’s go!” The two girls leave and the zombie is still standing there looking confused.

My employee goes hey your friends are driving away, you should probably leave with them. He walks outside and talks to the girl for a minute, comes back in looking confused and goes what did she say? My employee and I are looking at him like he’s retarded and go WTF are you talking about, you were the only one outside talking to her. Dude gets all weird and reaches in his pants and my employee grabbed him and threw him out.

30 minutes later, the dude and fat bitch apparently tried to come back in the store and my employee stopped them. They told him they planned on robbing me. He warns her that she will get locked up if she robs me and she goes I don’t care. My employee goes, nah bait that’s not gonna happen. If you walk in there, I’m going in behind you and kicking your ass. The fat bitch goes alright, we won’t come back, RESPECT. What the fuck does that even mean? What RESPECT?? You tried to steal and when that didn’t work, you were going to rob me? The fuck outta here with that shit. Welcome to the hood.

Once my employee informed me on what they planned on doing, I went into the basement and grabbed my 6 inch knife. They never came back and no one got stabbed in my store that day. Today the one girl who didn’t come back with them the second time informed my employee that the other two got locked up that day because they went to City Blue and got caught stealing. Salt life suckaaaaaabitch.

Also, I just finished doing inventory on every pair of sneakers/boots I have in my store!