face shot:

body shots:

UHHH WHAT? This, kids, is what you call a SIF (secret internet fattie).
OMG that lumpy ass is going to haunt me in my dreams. Your welcome

This past weekend was exactly what I needed. The Philly allstar team went to our favorite dive bar, Bonnie’s. Every time we go there, we get free drinks… it’s pretty much guaranteed. Saturday night was no different, 3 free pitchers and kamikaze shots for all 7 of us. I’ve been getting a lot of free shit lately, I’ve been sick for the past week and my customers have been buying me lunch, soup, tea, ginger ale, apple juice and even thera-flu at work.

Sunday my head felt like a million pounds so we stayed in, smoked several bowls, made superbowl food and watched movies all day. I don’t know why I ever stopped smoking weed.

I need a day off from work so I can rest and get better. I can’t deal with these constant headaches and being nauseous for much longer. I might go home for a few days and get out of the city for a lil bit. Blah my laptop charger is dead. Despite my health deteriorating, I’ve been really productive and feeling motivated lately. I finally finished putting the blog layout together! I’m also currently working on a few projects, one of which is my website haha. It’s a lot easier to get shit done when there are no distractions.

My 17 year old son has been very secretive with me lately, recently he has started to refuse to go to church with the family and tonight when I was going through his room I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home and I am afraid they are having intercourse and I am greatly concerned that he is going to get her pregnant. What should I do about this?

Additional Details:
He is not a homosexual, we have taught him from the bible and he has learned though our church that this is not in God’s plan. I will not teach him about condoms, that is unacceptable, we have always taught him about abstinence and that is what God and his future wife expects from him. I want to speak to our pastor about this but I am very afraid of what he would think we are teaching our son if he things we are allowing him to sneak a girl into his bedroom. That is clearly inappropriate and we are good parents, I am very afraid what he will think of us.
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um… WHAT?

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