DP sent me this saying it was the perfect job for me:

Asian females needed for bukkake shoot. Focus model: $10,000; fluffers: $750+. Friday, August 21st; other shoots planned for the fall. Events last a total of 5-6 hours. Fluffers only needed for event this Friday, July 17th.

I hate you

Hi. I saw you today at the stop light. You were a woman with a woman haircut. You were wearing women’s clothing. I saw you look at my car briefly. Does this means you want to give me a blowjob? I thought it might. You had that, “I like your sweet ride, now I want your cock in my mouth” look in your eyes. Maybe next time I can fill your mouth with my boner?

HA HA HA.