sallyspark.com is 1 year old today
Thanks for reading, good stuff to come this year I promise.
There’s a few secret projects being released shortly

‘cos Debbie Harry is fucking fabulous. And now Nan can finally see me fully blonde.

Angry beer!

This is what happens when you let Lawrence draw on your hand/arm.

Remember that Youtube video with that catchy song you couldn’t get out of your head for weeks? Yeah well, it’s now been recorded for you to download: Boners All The Time

Aw man so bummed he’s moving!!!

and I’ll never let you forget it.

http://ffffound.com

Theme song for this weekend:

slip into some real bad things, lets get into some real bad things

(703): Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to ‘dad’ containng the words ‘lets try to find more blow.’

(480): p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life

(323): Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go “Careful, it’s Chanel.”

(323): You got in a fight last night? (818): Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom…he was standing there and I notice he’s got the same shirt as me on so I’m like…dude you should have called me, we look like idiots…he didn’t say anything…so i got pissed and hit him…completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward…weird dude, never saw him again that night or since. (323): Um…Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?

(757): I decided to name my penis gatorade…is it in you?

(773): Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying “Get a condom cuz I can’t afford an abortion right now” last night. He didn’t run. He’s a keeper

(615): so evidently yelling “gay” everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me

(540): what do you have against ST (1-540): DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.

yourmomshouldhaveswallowedyou.com is up!
It’s a little side project I’ve been working on.
I’m working on some new posts atm.