and I’ll never let you forget it.

dontevenreply.com is my new favorite website. This guy replies to ads and fucks with the people who posted them. Barter My Whore Wife is my favorite:

This one was a little tricky. If you didn’t figure it out, I am both Mike Anderson and Kira Anderson.

Original ad:
i am looking to trade/barter my 1994 Jeep Wrangler. 140k miles, yellow, good condition. NO CASH. I will barter just about anything of equal value!

From Mike Anderson to **********@***********.org
CC: Kira Anderson
Hey,
I saw your ad for a ‘94 Wrangler for barter. I will trade you my whore of a wife for that car. She is a dirty little slut that fucks just about anything that moves. She doesn’t really have much to offer, so I figure she is worth about the price of a used 1994 wrangler. I understand if you think she isn’t worth it, so I am willing to throw in $200 cash on top of that. If you are looking for a loose whore that will give it up easily, my wife will be well worth the trade. Let me know if you are interested. Does the Wrangler come with a title?

From Jim ***** to Me
Ha ha! Very funny. I am married and don’t think I would be interested in your wife. Thanks for the offer though!

From Kira Anderson to Me, Jim *****
OH FUCK YOU MIKE!! DROP FUCKING DEAD!!! YOU ARE SUCH A SCUMBAG PIECE OF SHIT I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!

From Mike Anderson to Kira Anderson, Jim *****
Fuck YOU, you stupid cunt! What are you doing on the computer? I figured you were fucking Steve again. Or how about our neighbor? I’m sure he’s looking to stick his dick in some rotten pussy. You fucking twat.

From Kira Anderson to Me, Jim *****
MIKE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE THIS IS IT. DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT COMING HOME TODAY BECAUSE ILL BE WAITING WITH A FUCKIN KNIFE

From Mike Anderson to Kira Anderson, Jim *****
Ooh I’m real fucking scared. It might be kind of hard to stab me with 10 inches of black dick in your mouth you fucking WHORE

From Jim ***** to Me, Kira Anderson
Hey you two sound like a great couple and all, but could you stop including me in these e-mails? I really don’t think this concerns me.

From Kira Anderson to Mike Anderson, Jim *****
TELL YOU WHAT JIM ILL BUY YOUR FUCKING WRANGLER SO I CAN RUN OVER MY PIECE OF SHIT HUSBAND WITH IT

From Mike Anderson to Jim *****, Kira Anderson
Jim don’t sell it to her. She’ll probably pick up a random dude and crash the jeep while she’s sucking his dick.

From Kira Anderson to Mike Anderson, Jim *****
FUCK YOU

From Jim ***** to Me, Kira Anderson
Will both of you shut the fuck up and stop e-mailing me? Jesus fucking christ man c’mon!

We have a new wall decoration.

The love of my life came over to play.

I’m tan now.

We go to free events like this.

I don’t scan things and these dudes are pretty rad.

Jose said I look like the asian guy from smashing pumpkins.
I think Justin looks like Dr. Thaddeus Venture.
…and Jose looks like some dude in Iran.

Also, this new “bromance” happened last week:

Audrey Kawasaki’s show “Watching Shadows” or “Kageboushi”  opened last night at the Space Yui Gallery in Japan. The exhibition included some of her signature paintings of dreamy-eyed girls, who have a sense of innocence, yet paradoxically possess a touch of sensuality as well.   However, it seems that in this body of work, although subtle, her characters are maturing in front of our eyes, perhaps with a hint of what’s to come.  No canvas pieces in this show, but Audrey explores her lasercut technique further with two beautiful and intricate pieces.

http://arrestedmotion.com/2009/05/openings-audrey-kawasaki-%E2%80%9Cwatching-shadows%E2%80%9D-or-%E2%80%9Ckageboushi%E2%80%9D-space-yui-japan/

- Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc).
- Put it on shuffle.
- Press play.
- For every question, type the song that’s playing.
- When you go to a new question, press the next button.
- Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool.

This is my life as a movie soundtrack…
1. Opening Credits: Tilly And The Wall – Let It Rain
2. Waking Up: Glassjaw – Hurting And Shoving (She Should’ve Let Me Sleep)
3. First Day At School: The Postal Service – The District Sleeps Alone Tonight
4. Falling In Love: Daft Punk – Something About Us
5. Breaking Up: Joy Divison – Love Will Tear Us Apart
6. 1st date: Girl Talk – Ask About Me
7. Prom: Silversun Pickups – Future Foe Scenarios
8. Life’s OK: Lily Allen – Shame For You
9. Driving: Interpol – Next Exit
10. Flashback: Rilo Kiley – Go Ahead
11. Getting Back Together: Of Montreal – Connect The Dots
12. Wedding: The Appleseed Cast – A Dream For Us
13. Birth of Child: Q And Not U – District Night Prayer
14. Final Battle: The Blow – Nothing
15. Death Scene: Daft Punk – Harder, Better, Faster, Stonger
16. Funeral Song: She & Him – This Is Not A Test
17. End Credits: Steve Aoki/Peaches/Weird Science – Boys Wanna Be Her

HOLY SHIT, best one ever.

Graffiti artist Banksy has pulled off an audacious stunt amid tight secrecy to stage his biggest ever exhibition.

A burned-out ice-cream van is among 100 works Banksy has installed at Bristol’s museum, replacing many of the museum’s regular artifacts.

The reason the museum was closed was kept secret from top council officials.

Banksy said: “This is the first show I’ve ever done where taxpayers’ money is being used to hang my pictures up rather than scrape them off.”

Staged in the council-owned City Museum and Art Gallery, Banksy v Bristol Museum features animatronics, installations and a sensory display.

“This show is my vision of the future, to which many people will say: ‘You should have gone to Specsavers’”, Banksy added.

The exhibition and its location have been a closely-guarded secret since October, with just a couple of museum officials in the loop.

“I think we may have dragged them down to our level rather than being elevated to theirs,” said Banksy of the subterfuge involved in staging the show in his home city.

Museum director Kate Brindley said it was a huge relief to finally be able to talk about the exhibition, and admitted they had taken a “risk”.

Plans for the summer show were kept from Bristol City Council chiefs until Friday – the day before it was due to open.

Bristol has had a love-hate relationship with Banksy since he started stencilling on the city’s walls in the 1990s. There is likely to be criticism of the decision to stage an official expo of his work.

“We ran a bit of a risk,” said Ms Brindley, “but we knew that it was just the right thing for the city.

“Equally there’s so many people in Bristol who just love Banksy, and internationally. He’s a megastar.

“We’re a gallery that wants to work with contemporary artists – he’s our home-grown hero.”

The artist himself was involved in setting up the exhibits and came to the museum to oversee its installation, but staff were unaware who he was among the crew setting up the show.

Although Bristol has seen work by Banksy adorn the city’s walls, this is his first official indoor exhibition in the city since 2000.

That show was held at the Severnshed restaurant on the waterfront and featured several paintings which have since gone on to sell for thousands of pounds at auction.

Banksy has exhibited in New York, Los Angeles and Bethlehem.

He became famous after a series of “guerrilla” stunts which saw him paint the West Bank barrier and put an inflatable figure of a Guantanamo Bay prisoner at Disney World.

It was Bristol where he first made his mark though, with a series of graffiti paintings on iconic local buildings such as the city council headquarters, an M32 bridge and the Thekla floating nightclub.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/arts_and_culture/8094839.stm

Since I will be no longer selling Nikes in FOUR days, I’m going to share a part of Nike’s Spring 2010 collection with you:

xoxo Sneaky Girl.

Bela Borsordi collab with Paul Graves. View more here.
Great photographers.

Street artist ABOVE has kicked off his new European art tour in Copenhagen, Denmark with The Naked Truth.