Yesterday I was talking shit to my dad, his response? You see me, hi hater, bye hater. FML.

Theme song for this weekend:

slip into some real bad things, lets get into some real bad things

People are trying to make vintage swimsuits happen this summer. Sure they look cute in photo shoots but you really have to have the right kind of body for it. Also, I really can’t see anyone wearing vintage swimsuits at the beach, get real!

Vintage bathing suits:

Modern day take on vintage swimsuits:

These obviously aren’t the best examples but you get what I’m saying… what are your thoughts? Will YOU be rocking a one piece at the beach this summer??

Speaking of swim suits, I really want the Betsey Johnson ‘Pussycat’ Bikini (even though it looks more like lingerie):

Christian Louboutin for Rodarte <3

Studs are coming back with a vengeance this year so get your bedazzlers out!

Prada agrees:

HAH. I love this dude because we share the same unnecessary hate for people who use inferior technology.

TheOutnet.com has Christian Louboutin’s 30-70% off. I think I’m gonna buy a bunch so I can surround myself with beautiful shoes… in bed. I think I could be objectum sexual if I had some Louboutins.

Sometimes I feed the homeless falafels. I miss hanging out with these kids.

I was looking through Greg’s blog and found these pictures from last year, here’s our NY trip for Wen’s 21st:

This weirdo said, “Are you all friends? I make out with my friends” and proceeded to lick my face. Then Zee peed in the bathroom with him…

Worst, most expensive “cab” ride ever. I hate New York.

Morning after in the hotel room. Brad, Greg and I had the breakfast of champions and drank as soon as we woke up.

Zee come back from London and everyone else, let’s hang out more when I quit my job in two weeks.

Photo Credit: Greg Adomaitis.

Example:

I don’t even have to draw my dad, someone beat me to it:

They srsly look so much like my parents HAHAHAHAHHA.

Submit a drawing of your dad and don’t forget to TEXT him too!

Sunday we went to Cherry Hill Mall and Panera<3!! We had a BBQ but it rained so we cooked indoors for our friends. Grace made honey glazed ham and I made falafels, hash browns, biscuits, kettle corn, hotdog, bagel bites and a bunch of food. We had a mini jam sesh and Grace and I inspired José to sing a song called, “Boners All The Time.” It’s so catchy:

We’re gonna do a remix and a song about things I hate.

Dance party!

Yis: That picture is so leggy!

My new $5 sunglasses rule!


José or Eric Koston???



Gingers… they have no soul.



Gonna be so bummed when he moves to Seattle.

Geo and his fucking haram sweatpants hahahahaha.

Kevin is stoked on some Girls Gone Wild jawns.

I got that Betty Boop cutout on the street for $20, best purchase ever.




Then temporary tattoo party part 2 happened.

Monday Alaina, Grace, Nan, Katie and I went to the shore. It was so nice out, we swam, collected seaweed and seashells, tanned, ate boardwalk food, went to the candy store and played in the arcade. I got really burnt as I always do the first time I go to the beach when it’s nice out.

This is my life saver at the moment:

This was from a few weeks ago, I got off the subway and noticed McJawn written on every stair. Chalking rulesss!

Dogpile jeans are the most amazing pair of jeans I own. They fit perfectly and they’re real tight at the bottom. They’re the perfect cigarette skinny jeans. My old roommate gave me my first pair, the indigo stretch jeans:

I need to get a pair in black: