February 2011
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you just hear what you wanna hear
me: did you just call Herman schlong?
jay: no I called him swan!
me: sounded like schlong.
jay: no you just hear what you wanna hear! schlong, bong hiatus...
me: don't forget dirty white bitches!
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mewithoutyou - I never said I was brave
you might...
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I need an adult!
me & jay are not allowed to watch skins (uk version) anymore when we’re high.
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snow day!
no work=weed cookies and snowball fights at my place. there’s chex mix and pizza all over my apt and a pompom. thunderdrunkz was def achieved.
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what's worse?
no talent party “photographers” or slutty asians with no eyebrows?
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leave my nep accent alone.
barney: you’re from ne philly aren’t you? you talk like it, you have a strong nep accent. rep: oh are you from around here? I can tell! me: you know how I know you’re not from around here? you’re wearing RED eyeshadow. I’m super defensive about my nep accent. so the fuck what if I have an accent? at least I don’t scrunch my hair, wear wife beaters &...
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Watchmatt & kim - cameras.
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@stephaniericci
nah ‘cos pet owners rule & parents do not.
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go away.
being friends on social networks with people who have kids are the worst. all they do is talk about their kids and post pictures of them. if they’re not related to me, I don’t give a fuck. knock it off with your snot nosed monsters all over my shit. I hate children, they’re all life ruiners hahahaha.
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